No, I love my wife, I really do.  But she don't give me no respect.

I'll ask her if she wants help with the dishes, and she'll say,

"Get out of the kitchen, I'm trying to eat!"

I'll ask her if she wants help driving, and she'll push me out of the car.

"Get out of the car, I'm trying to escape!"

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